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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Dr. James Dobson endorses himself for president

By C.F. Twob
PFP staff writer

Dr. James Dobson, who’s running for president of the United States on the Conservative Party ticket, has picked up an influential endorsement.

Himself.

Dr. Dobson, former president of Focus on the Family, suggested in a recent interview with Ponderings from Pluto that by endorsing himself he might be able to get many evangelical Christian votes. Including from those who are regular listeners to Focus on the Family’s daily and weekend broadcasts.

“Again, I’m running as a private citizen, and not as someone affiliated with a non-profit organization,” the doctor emphasized.

Dobson is supposed to announce by June who his running mate will be. Names mentioned include Mike Huckabee, Chuck Swindoll and Joel Osteen. Dobson said in an earlier interview that he’s running because he feels that Republican nominee-to-be John McCain offers no acceptable alternative to Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama.

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